Bring on the Granny Pannies!

Yes, I am aware that I spelled Pannies wrong. But I will tell you that this is one of the terms I hate to describe underwear. However, I feel there is no better descriptive term for the extensive materialed garments I will have to buy to fit my derrier...I just realized that my Hi-Cut briefs are cutting right above the babies head. Probably not a good idea. Plus, either the elastic is shot, or these things are not fitting me anymore. So off I go...to spend more money that I do not have for Granny Pannies!!!!!!!!!!!! And I need pants too. Sweatpants really are not acceptable at work.